HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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