so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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