I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Your mouth is God's brothel.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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