wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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