how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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