would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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