if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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