Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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