suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
They have beer where we have blood.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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