He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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