Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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