During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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