OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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