remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I CAN MOONWALK!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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