Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I got inside last night via doggy door
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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