I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
