Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
