Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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