Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Randomize
