I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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