Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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