Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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