Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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