my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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