seriously i just wanna be friends
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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