great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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