if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
A+ Viking dick
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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