I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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