well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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