At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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