There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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