I feel great
I just peed on a car
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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