it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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