This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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