she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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