We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Quick, to the slutcave!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
