Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This is classic penis vs brain.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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