I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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