My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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