Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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