Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You are a genius and a whore.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
