I bet he comes in French.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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