Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
