So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He felt like a one man threesome
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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