Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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