just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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