He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
