The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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