I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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