Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize
