In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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