the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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